There's a funny thing about love and relationships, and it's called everything.Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.Seinfeld is an American sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC, from 1989 to 1998.It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself.She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Dissecting each detail when it's over to check for mistakes.And who does it better than the celebs in our favorite movies?
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.
If you were home alone, and you heard a fart, would you be scared or laugh? If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening. The thesaurus is where we find big words for the ones people actually understand. Shout "out" to baseball players who get three strikes. So if the US gets rid of pennies and nickels I'm not sure how I'll feel. A skinny guy with a six-pack is like a fat girl with big tits.. Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? you're either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, "Three Hundred Million Dollars." I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out? its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice. When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.
Dating is not a great way to "really get to know someone." Why?
Because everyone is on best behavior during a date.Dating can make even the most confident person lose his cool.