Dating sites rant

If you’re lucky, they do, but most of us end up with someone their friends were just trying to pawn off on us because they didn’t want them or because they’re too nice to say their friend has a horrible flaw that no one in their right mind would want to touch. So, I sit staring at my screen struggling to glean some sort of insight on you as a person from your photos, but all I can see are your boobs…. After five minutes of struggling to come up with something other than “hey, how’s your week going” I give up in frustration. You’ll get my email and immediately think of how full of myself I must be to simply email you with how awesome I am. –DELETED- Single photo You have an interesting profile, but you’ve only posted one photo of yourself. People can look really good in one photo and horrible in the next. If all you show is a close up, I’m worried about this.

She’s great except for the fact that she gets blackout drunk every chance she can get. I’ve gone from being attracted to you to completely annoyed in a matter of minutes. And even if you don’t feel that way, I do just writing it. Right is never going to find you if you don’t give him anything to work with. If all you have is a wide shot I’m worried you’re a fifty yarder…

Every year, the dating site Match surveys single Americans ages 18 and up to examine these kinds of beliefs about dating, sex, and love.

And—surprise—a lot of them are totally off, according to the 5,509-person analysis.

She’s great except for the fact that she refuses to shower more than once a week….. Which, based on your profile is probably a pretty good gauge of how I would feel about you if I met you in real life. Because dating is a two way street, and you need to have some of my requirements too. someone who looks good from fifty yards, but looks like a piece of beef jerky up close. You paid money to be here, so why not try and take advantage of it.

Time and time again I stumble upon an incredibly attractive woman who has ten photos in her profile and 1/3 of them are great shots of her “assets”…. Okay, you’ve got a great body, and with that you’ve caught my attention.

We all know it, and yet we all keep thinking this is where we are gonna find “The One". How in the hell am I supposed to craft some sort of witty, email that doesn’t revolve around me pointing out how nice a rack you have or the fact that we both like dogs and hiking? Perfect I HATE HATE HATE the girl who will write one or two lines about herself and then spend the next half a page describing her perfect man. I could rant about this for days, but what the more immediate issue I have with you is… You’re cute and based on your photos I’m interested, but all you’ve told me about yourself is what you want. There is a 90% chance that I fail at this and my success or failure is complete chance.

This is like playing the lottery, and for every time you don’t win you rack up a bar tab, a hangover, and if you’re lucky, Herpes. Friend of a Friend This seems like the most reliable suggestion, assuming your friends happen to know the type of people you’re looking to date. I either come off like douche or a generic vanilla loser. He’s tall, dark, handsome, never farts, only has eyes for me, glitters in the sunlight, makes a million dollars a year, but I don’t really care about money, and he makes me laugh….. Okay so you’re looking for the most perfect fictional guy ever. Which means all I have to talk about is myself and how I fill your requirements. I don’t even bother with you anymore, because if you can’t come up with a single paragraph about yourself I don’t think I even want to know. A close up, a wide shot, something sexy, something fun, something cute.


The major thing she really had going for her (besides her good looks, charm and sweetness) was that she appeared genuinely interested in ME.Here are some of the myths about twentysomethings that this year's Singles in America survey will hopefully put to rest for good.1. While it might seem like people have progressively come to prefer casual sex to dating, the majority of singles are either actively looking for a relationship (22 percent) or open to one if the opportunity presents itself (42 percent).Almost half of singles (41 percent) dated last year, and twentysomethings are the generation most likely to have done so.My 0,000 job and Notre Dame finance degree has no use for you.” (Note to Connor: Did nobody teach you what “neo-liberal” means during your time at Notre Dame? For shame.)In Bumble’s response, they write: “We are going to expand our reach and make sure that women everywhere receive the message that they are just as empowered in their personal lives as they are in the workplace.


We are going to continue to build a world that makes small-minded, misogynist boys like you feel outdated.” They also blocked Connor from using the app.

Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 2012 Digital Edition © William Collins Sons & Co.


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